OoC: General

SuperAwesome wrote:Well I accepted the booking, did not get murdered. Client privacy and all that but damn but she would not stop hitting on me. Awkward. If it stops being funny I'm going to have to request a change of trainer... I've never done that before...

Corsenna wrote:

SuperAwesome wrote:It's weird if a new client books a home visit from their fitness trainer for 3 in the morning, yeah? I'm thinking I might go ahead and not do that... I feel like I should be worried about getting murdered.

Did he maybe mean 3pm?
Otherwise that's definitely weird don't get murdered.

Ijiro wrote:

AlleKote wrote:

PandaFace wrote:

AlleKote wrote:

SuperAwesome wrote:By the way, has anyone ever noticed - and I say this with all the love in the world - that Spikey is disturbingly normal compared to the rest of us? How did we end up with her?

We need her to complete our collection of cultural stereotypes. Weird German perv, Japanese prospective business owner that's great at math, French smooth talker, and to top it off the perpetually angry American.

But I'm terrible at math.

That's why we needed your baby brother. Little Iji is our Japanese stereotype. Unless we go with the angry Japanese man, then you're close enough, but that would edge out our angry American so we would need and obese flamboyant guy from LA...

Is that the only reason I'm here?

AlleKote wrote:

PandaFace wrote:

AlleKote wrote:

SuperAwesome wrote:By the way, has anyone ever noticed - and I say this with all the love in the world - that Spikey is disturbingly normal compared to the rest of us? How did we end up with her?

We need her to complete our collection of cultural stereotypes. Weird German perv, Japanese prospective business owner that's great at math, French smooth talker, and to top it off the perpetually angry American.

But I'm terrible at math.

That's why we needed your baby brother. Little Iji is our Japanese stereotype. Unless we go with the angry Japanese man, then you're close enough, but that would edge out our angry American so we would need and obese flamboyant guy from LA...

SuperAwesome wrote:It's weird if a new client books a home visit from their fitness trainer for 3 in the morning, yeah? I'm thinking I might go ahead and not do that... I feel like I should be worried about getting murdered.

AlleKote wrote:

SuperAwesome wrote:I spent pretty much all night, my morning run, and all day at work trying to think of a response. My clients and I are at a loss, French people are pretty much the worst. I think only Americans beat us there.

i wish I was motivated enough to go on a morning run...

SuperAwesome wrote:I spent pretty much all night, my morning run, and all day at work trying to think of a response. My clients and I are at a loss, French people are pretty much the worst. I think only Americans beat us there.

SuperAwesome wrote:

AlleKote wrote:

PandaFace wrote:

AlleKote wrote:

SuperAwesome wrote:By the way, has anyone ever noticed - and I say this with all the love in the world - that Spikey is disturbingly normal compared to the rest of us? How did we end up with her?

We need her to complete our collection of cultural stereotypes. Weird German perv, Japanese prospective business owner that's great at math, French smooth talker, and to top it off the perpetually angry American.

But I'm terrible at math.

That's why we needed your baby brother. Little Iji is our Japanese stereotype. Unless we go with the angry Japanese man, then you're close enough, but that would edge out our angry American so we would need and obese flamboyant guy from LA...

Oh god no. Gays in LA are worse than French people, worse than Americans... dear lord it's like if you could combine a French person with an American and divide by zero all at once.

AlleKote wrote:

PandaFace wrote:

AlleKote wrote:

SuperAwesome wrote:By the way, has anyone ever noticed - and I say this with all the love in the world - that Spikey is disturbingly normal compared to the rest of us? How did we end up with her?

We need her to complete our collection of cultural stereotypes. Weird German perv, Japanese prospective business owner that's great at math, French smooth talker, and to top it off the perpetually angry American.

But I'm terrible at math.

That's why we needed your baby brother. Little Iji is our Japanese stereotype. Unless we go with the angry Japanese man, then you're close enough, but that would edge out our angry American so we would need and obese flamboyant guy from LA...

PandaFace wrote:

AlleKote wrote:

SuperAwesome wrote:By the way, has anyone ever noticed - and I say this with all the love in the world - that Spikey is disturbingly normal compared to the rest of us? How did we end up with her?

We need her to complete our collection of cultural stereotypes. Weird German perv, Japanese prospective business owner that's great at math, French smooth talker, and to top it off the perpetually angry American.

But I'm terrible at math.

AlleKote wrote:

SuperAwesome wrote:By the way, has anyone ever noticed - and I say this with all the love in the world - that Spikey is disturbingly normal compared to the rest of us? How did we end up with her?

We need her to complete our collection of cultural stereotypes. Weird German perv, Japanese prospective business owner that's great at math, French smooth talker, and to top it off the perpetually angry American.

SuperAwesome wrote:By the way, has anyone ever noticed - and I say this with all the love in the world - that Spikey is disturbingly normal compared to the rest of us? How did we end up with her?

Corsenna wrote:

AlleKote wrote:

SuperAwesome wrote:

Ijiro wrote:

Corsenna wrote:

SuperAwesome wrote:

Ijiro wrote:

AlleKote wrote:

SuperAwesome wrote:Spikey's friend hates me!

At least it's not because I'm gay.... she just hates French guys.

Yeah, but did Spikey tell you that? You know how sarcastic she is. It's probably because you're French AND gay.

French and gay, when it puts like that even I hate you a little now!

Shut up you little shit! You're gay so she probably hates you too!

But he's not also French so we can all feel confident that it's only your fault.

See Spikey friend doesn't hate me . Just you.

I feel entirely unloved.

Well that is what it means when everyone hates you.

Just take comfort knowing it's only because you're both gay and French. If it was just one or the other you'd probably be fine.

Only if he were just gay. Just French is the worst.

AlleKote wrote:

SuperAwesome wrote:

Ijiro wrote:

Corsenna wrote:

SuperAwesome wrote:

Ijiro wrote:

AlleKote wrote:

SuperAwesome wrote:Spikey's friend hates me!

At least it's not because I'm gay.... she just hates French guys.

Yeah, but did Spikey tell you that? You know how sarcastic she is. It's probably because you're French AND gay.

French and gay, when it puts like that even I hate you a little now!

Shut up you little shit! You're gay so she probably hates you too!

But he's not also French so we can all feel confident that it's only your fault.

See Spikey friend doesn't hate me . Just you.

I feel entirely unloved.

Well that is what it means when everyone hates you.

Just take comfort knowing it's only because you're both gay and French. If it was just one or the other you'd probably be fine.

SuperAwesome wrote:

Ijiro wrote:

Corsenna wrote:

SuperAwesome wrote:

Ijiro wrote:

AlleKote wrote:

SuperAwesome wrote:Spikey's friend hates me!

At least it's not because I'm gay.... she just hates French guys.

Yeah, but did Spikey tell you that? You know how sarcastic she is. It's probably because you're French AND gay.

French and gay, when it puts like that even I hate you a little now!

Shut up you little shit! You're gay so she probably hates you too!

But he's not also French so we can all feel confident that it's only your fault.

See Spikey friend doesn't hate me . Just you.

I feel entirely unloved.

Ijiro wrote:

Corsenna wrote:

SuperAwesome wrote:

Ijiro wrote:

AlleKote wrote:

SuperAwesome wrote:Spikey's friend hates me!

At least it's not because I'm gay.... she just hates French guys.

Yeah, but did Spikey tell you that? You know how sarcastic she is. It's probably because you're French AND gay.

French and gay, when it puts like that even I hate you a little now!

Shut up you little shit! You're gay so she probably hates you too!

But he's not also French so we can all feel confident that it's only your fault.

See Spikey friend doesn't hate me . Just you.

Corsenna wrote:

SuperAwesome wrote:

Ijiro wrote:

AlleKote wrote:

SuperAwesome wrote:Spikey's friend hates me!

At least it's not because I'm gay.... she just hates French guys.

Yeah, but did Spikey tell you that? You know how sarcastic she is. It's probably because you're French AND gay.

French and gay, when it puts like that even I hate you a little now!

Shut up you little shit! You're gay so she probably hates you too!

But he's not also French so we can all feel confident that it's only your fault.

SuperAwesome wrote:

Ijiro wrote:

AlleKote wrote:

SuperAwesome wrote:Spikey's friend hates me!

At least it's not because I'm gay.... she just hates French guys.

Yeah, but did Spikey tell you that? You know how sarcastic she is. It's probably because you're French AND gay.

French and gay, when it puts like that even I hate you a little now!

Shut up you little shit! You're gay so she probably hates you too!

Ijiro wrote:

AlleKote wrote:

SuperAwesome wrote:Spikey's friend hates me!

At least it's not because I'm gay.... she just hates French guys.

Yeah, but did Spikey tell you that? You know how sarcastic she is. It's probably because you're French AND gay.

French and gay, when it puts like that even I hate you a little now!

AlleKote wrote:

SuperAwesome wrote:Spikey's friend hates me!

At least it's not because I'm gay.... she just hates French guys.

Yeah, but did Spikey tell you that? You know how sarcastic she is. It's probably because you're French AND gay.

SuperAwesome wrote:Spikey's friend hates me!

At least it's not because I'm gay.... she just hates French guys.

SuperAwesome wrote:

Ijiro wrote:

PandaFace wrote:

SuperAwesome wrote:

Corsenna wrote:

SuperAwesome wrote:

Corsenna wrote:SUBTLE TOPIC CHANGE DRAWING GO!

By the way, he looks like a very fancy cat! I mean people... uh... I mean... person...

He's trying so hard to be a good people. He will strangle the next person that tries to button the top of his shirt or tighten his tie to death though, just saying, he's already super uncomfortable. The sooner someone undresses him the better, and I choose the word someone on purpose because he doesn't care if he does it himself or not... actually someone else doing it would be preferable. Man, lady, ummm Lunary effects... doesn't matter, he's 100% always down for someone else undressing him. Meet Roxil: "Would you prefer me if I were a woman? I can do that! Would you prefer if there were three of me? I can also do that! Would you prefer if I were furry and a lot bigger? I can do that too but I have really big teeth.. Would you prefer if I looked like someone else entirely, I have the shapes of seven humans."

I'm not even going to touch those "Lunary effects" ... whatever that means.

Roxil wants you to touch his Lunary effects... he wants you to touch ALL his Lunary effects.

Roxil want everyone to touch his everything.

I'm cracking up right now. I did actually try to picture him as a real person though, not gonna lie if it weren't for .. you know, the tail and also the ears ... I'd tap that.